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#K820 Jingle For A White Christmas Ornament

#K820 Jingle For A White Christmas Ornament

$10.00

"Jingle My Balls For A White Christmas" is by far the best way to usher in the holiday season. Who doesn't want a white Christmas? Well this ornament may just help you get that!  Made of a thick, laser cute MDF wood, this sturdy ornament will get the job done time after time without wearing out.The strings connecting your penis to your tree is a red and white swirl reminiscent of a candy cane and the North Pole! Send out happy vibes to Santa with this ornament so you can have that dreamy white Christmas!

Dimensions:
4'' Long
Penis is 1 1/4'' wide
Penis Rim is 1 3/8'' wide
Scrotum is 2 1/4'' wide
Please note these measurements were taken by a woman so they are, indeed, correct.

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